Ok, lets talk about dirty looks for a minute.
You mother can throw some real dirty looks sometimes. I mean some serious dirty looks. Looks that make inanimate objects move out from behind the recipient. Looks that can make the very air around someone decide it is time to migrate to warmer climates for the the winter.
She’s got nothing on you. You’ve got some looks that convey a depth of emotion normally reserved for mad-men.
Unfortunately, it seems that you are a little too young for them to fully work. Right now they just kind of make you look cute, in a really mad sort of way.
And it appears you don’t like the snow. We tried to take you out so that you could enjoy it a little bit. Here are the looks we received: