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This goes along with your other attempts to use the telephone.

Today you picked my cell phone up from the shelf it was sitting on, opened it up, put it to your head and yelled into it, as you are apt to do.

Then, the conversation obviously done, you proceeded to close it and put it back on the shelf, as if it was the most natural thing in the world to do.

Now you need to actually start talking to other people on the phone, rather than just getting all quiet and then laughing. Once you start to interact with people, I will hand you any telemarketers (or pollsters) and we can see what they think of your mad skills.